Dr. Ramone (segment "Arbor Day")

(segment: "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

Shawn (segment "Deathrealm")

(segment "Arbor Day")

Nathan (segment "Deathrealm")

The Ugly Duckling (segment "The Ugly Duckling")

The Gardener (segment "The Gardener")

Allie (segment "Arbor Day")

(segment "Stripper Ripper")

Narrator / Lumberjack (segment "Arbor Day")

Eli (segment "Impotent Killer")

Melissa (segment "Deathrealm")

Sonya Moonshadow (segment "The Wendigo")

Woods walker / Mob Member (segment "Slaypril Fools Day Part V The Last Laugh")

Peanutch (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

Amos (segment "Last Cabin in the Woods...of Death!")

Josie La Femme (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

Aurora (segment "Grave of the Gods")

Charlie Freak (segment "Hamburger! The Rapist?")

Black Maniac (segment "The Annum Triple Feature")

Bad Guy #1 (segment "John Smith")

Post-Apocalyptic Lady Cowboy (segment "John Smith")

Jane (segment "The Power Tool Rapist")

The Producer (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")

The Exec Producer (segment "Alice in the Ultrabeyond")